Here's what my visitors say

”Where am I? How did I get here?”

- Clarice, a person who doesn't play MMORPGs
(I can't blame her, neither do I anymore.)

”Every day, my mom tucks me in.”

- Brian, person who thinks they are posting on Facebook

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”Why does Jimmy keep sharing this website with me?”

- Random co-worker at Jimmy's day job

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”Cool, bro.”

- Anon